What in the billy fuck is a 'shocking close up'?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)

Maybe its out of focus and badly framed?

( RedStar returneth, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)

Apparently it shows a penis going in and out of a vagina
D:
( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)

you can't say that, this is a family websi...
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( RedStar returneth, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)

yeah it is
but more Addams than Waltons
( vladimir, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)

content.ytmnd.com/content/0/4/5/045a63ce20047e7006dac079cea40b94.gif (SFW)
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)