I know you can.
You said 8 minutes solid of Hamlet as we were playing paintball.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)

That was Henry V
ONCE MORE UNTO THE BREACH DEAR FRIENDS ONCE MORE! OR CLOSE THE WALL UP WITH OUR ENGLISH DEAD.
( WormuIus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)

You were saying it and squeezing your willy that made is worse

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)

HAPPY CHRISTMAS
did anyone shoot anyone in the face?
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)