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To be or not to be...
...that is the question - Shakespeare seemed to suggest that homosexuals have a choice
(Denise Bowles, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:13, archived)
*sound of one hand clapping*

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
This is where roaneah appears to let us know just how gay he is.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)
Is he gay?
Blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)
He is the only /talker I have ever wanted to hit round the head with a frying pan.

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)
somewhere right now, irony is happening.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)
it's why there's no women on the internet and so forth

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)
It's not ironic if you high five and wink halfway through.


and have orange slices when you change ends.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)
Would you let him go down on you?
I mean, if nobody else was looking and you both agreed to never speak of it again.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)
Does he have a soft mouth?
You can tell us- nobody else will know.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)
I can assure you that the feeling was entirely mutual.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)
he seems friendly enough until he sees the pink mist
and realises he's not getting enough attention
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)
So, Marxism, how would you explain that?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)
Oh don't. Just DON'T.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)
He was a proper scamp.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)
I've got to think up a new one.
Maybe I peeked to early? Was thature that bad?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)
basically this guy Marx right
and then this thing happened and that's why we have Marxism
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)
LIES LIES LIES!!!!

(Wormulus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)
I voted for NSDAP anyway

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)
No, he's not like that. He can be sometimes, but only when really stressed.
He's a bit stroppy when he's pissed, he's thoroughly lovely sober.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)
He's a right troll, in fairness to him.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)
He is on here.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:24, archived)
Ah- we attention seekers do hate competition.

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)
Wait, what? Huh?
Nahhhhhhh', didn't seem the sort.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)
I won´t stand for this bullying
he is a very nice person and in no way deserving of the disrespect everygone gives the little fuckwit him
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)
He's alright in the flesh

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)
Hahahaha
Flesh.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)

the my
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)
WOW.
BRILLIANT. WOW.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
everyone has standards.
in other news, I'm sweating.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
is it in beads or just a general moist sheen?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)
Andy Murray is through to the men's semi-final at Wimbledon
TELL THE INTERNETS!
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
THE HYPE MACHINE IS ALMOST AT MAXIMUM

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)
They'll be renaming Henman Hill soon

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)
They already have.
"Murray Mount"
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)
not Andy's Lump?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)
I would've preferred "Murray's Mild Incline"

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)
Let's face it
"Murray's Mum" was what we were all hoping for.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)
Nah, she's not my type

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)
I wouldn´t mind a go on "Murrays Missus" if she´s the dark skinned one they kept showing during the match

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)
She's blond and fair I think.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)
Ah, must be "Murrays Missus Mate" then

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)
tis Kim Sears
www.nancarrow-webdesk.com/warehouse/storage2/2008-w35/img.330487_t.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)
It´s her mate I want to chuck one up

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)
That's Venus and Serena Williams' dad.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)
pfft hahahah :D

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)
I just love his ace man duece

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)
<s>and</s> - or
Mother's baby, fathers? maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
Pffft,
you said 'semi'.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)
Woo! Wimbledon!
"WIMBLEDON DITCHES RULES IN BID TO KEEP MUNTERS OFF CENTRE COURT"
The Daily Mash


(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)
I suspect you either don't understand what that soliloquy is about
or you are making a joke about homoseuxality.

Either way, I'm not laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)
I might see if I can type the whole thing from memory. Who wants to see me try?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)
Go for it.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)
i bet i can too, should we have a race?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)
Come to a bash, we can have a Hamlet-off

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)
i'd really rather not
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)
You're one of those anonymous b3tans aren't you?
What's wrong, got a cleft-palette or something?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)
2bor not 2 b that is th e question. Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them.
To die, to sleep, no more. and by a sleep, to say we end the heartache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to. Tis a consumation devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep, to sleep perchance to dream - Aye there's the rub. For in that sleep of death what dreams may come when we have shuffled off this is going to take forever, I can't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)
snigger

(Denise Bowles, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)

s
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)
Yeah', but can you recite the _extended_ lyrics from Fresh Prince?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)
Yeah', but can you spell them all?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:24, archived)
oooooOOWHAMMEY!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)
ZING !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)
*tickles* only kidding bub

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)
TERRIBLE BULLYING !
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)
I know you can.
You said 8 minutes solid of Hamlet as we were playing paintball.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)
That was Henry V
ONCE MORE UNTO THE BREACH DEAR FRIENDS ONCE MORE! OR CLOSE THE WALL UP WITH OUR ENGLISH DEAD.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)
You were saying it and squeezing your willy that made is worse

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)
HAPPY CHRISTMAS
did anyone shoot anyone in the face?
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)
To be, or not to be. That is the question
whether tis nobler in the mind to bear the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune .. or take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing them, end them? To die ... to sleep..... oh, fuck it, I can't be arsed, just google it.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)

nobody asked you to
(Denise Bowles, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)
I'm sorry, maybe we got off on the wrong foot there.
Hello, hilarious post. no really. I liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:18, archived)
AIDS hitler

(Denise Bowles, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)
ICH DOES NICHT HAF DIS AIDS!

(Wormulus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)
*Awards Dull Post Medal*

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)
i am going to click this

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)
I already have.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)
Don't you mean
*Surrenders....
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)
Quite possibly!

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)
He was actually talking about what pencil to do the shading on his latest cock stencil.
I also don't believe you are Denise Bowles, I think you be trying to get us to pick on her.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)
But If you are Denise Bowles then it looks like your autism engine is firing on all cylinders

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)
aHEEEEEEEN BORK BORK BORK I DO DA COLOURIN' IN

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)