Dear DG.
I love you dearly but stop being mean to me, you've said it's just internet japery but it makes me sad, online :(
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)

have you seen his face??
It's no wonder he's bitter.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:47, archived)

Shush your mouth Gollum with a haircut

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)

*cuddles*
Aw I'm sorry dude, I'll stop. I wil never mention it again. scouts honour. If you're in London soon I'll buy you a nice cold pint and set you up with a beautiful lady. x x

You don't even have a strange forhead, I just made it up.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)

No skater chicks
*watches closely*
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:54, archived)

I fucking hate those Ice Skating chicks, always twirling and fucking off backwards when you're trying to cop a feel

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:58, archived)

Gotta hand it to 'em though.
So desprate to get a head between their legs, they'll do handstands.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:01, archived)