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What is your favourite flavour of peanut?
( WormuIus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)

OH HAI WORMULUS
I LIEK DRY ROASTED
( WormuIus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)

Hi Gonzo
you can't spell. lol
( WormuIus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)

U R RONG. I LIEK SALTY.
I AM RIGHT I AM zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)

THIS ONE!
*yanks on your tie*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)

Peanut flavoured.

( Lord Gnome, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)

peanut

( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)

Too slow there old chap.

( Lord Gnome, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)

I wrote less
yet I still came second.

Well played that Gnome.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)

You probably wrote it with a biro
Then scanned it in.
( Lord Gnome, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)

You know me so well.

( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)

I'm allergic to nuts
and attention seekers.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)

TO ZE CHAMBER VIS YOU!

(Wormulus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)

fuck you and ze mercedes you rode in on.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)

EST IS EIN VOLKSVAGEN DU BASARD

(Wormulus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)

REPLY TO GONZO
YOU JEW-HATER
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)

ZE JEWS LIEBED IT. IF ICH HAD NICHT ROUNDED ZEM UP ZEY WOULD HAF HOLOCAUSTED THEMSELVES -
IT WAS LIKE EIENE HOLIDAY-KAMP FOR ZEM, BILLY BELSENS.
(Wormulus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:41, archived)

Hello Hitler.
I have some gazpacho soup, would the gestapo like it back?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)

NEIN, IT HAS BEEN DEFILED BY DU JU

(Wormulus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)

I'm hot and tired
and I guess you are too, you scarfy ponce.

dry roasted peanuts
( moohalaa, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)

+ tucked into my boomboom

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)

it shakes the room.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:41, archived)

tick tick tick broom

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)

Big Willy Tiems!

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)

Meat

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)

I like knocking them out of trees with rocks, putting them in vinegar then playing against the other boys

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)

Don't forget to say "Oddly oddly onker my first conker"

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)

The non peanut kind.
I can't eat peanut.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)

MEIN GOTT - ANUZER SPASTIC!

(Wormulus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)

*Peanut hating fives*
Unless you are allergic, in which case I don't care.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)

Nope, not allergic, just fucking hate them. They make me puke, bleh.
I suddenly started to like hazelnut flavoured stuff a few months ago, after 25 years of hating it. That was odd.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)

I like Coconut but that's about it.
Nuts suck.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)

I think I hate that more than peanut.
And there are nuts in EVERYTHING. It's not fair.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)

Tell Noit to stop walking around naked and dipping then

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)

Nutella?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:59, archived)

I quite like those salt'n'vinigar ones.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)

That particular forum user is my favourite forum user!

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)

aww shucks

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)

Ooh- it's a female.
*Agrees*
( Lord Gnome, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)

Don't post near me, you might make me rush out and sleep with loads of Italian men!
and French men!
and old men!

cease and desist!
( moohalaa, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)

As if you ever get to sleep with any men!

( Lord Gnome, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)

Italic old! That is SERIOUS BUSINESS.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)

fight, fight fight fight

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:41, archived)

lets be honest
you were likely to anyway.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)

To be honest, if I could be getting my student-on at, what, late 60s? I'ld be doing that too.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)

Late 60s? What? No.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)

he's speaking from the viewpoint of a dirty old italglais man.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)

He's in his early 70s? Blimey, looks good for his age then.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)

"Is a 'OMG FOOD THREAD' better than a 'Food Thread'? Not sure."

( well, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)

Haha,
you memorised my flounce
( WormuIus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)

If you like, I could write something horrible about you.

( WormuIus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)

Depends on if you can still edit your uberflounce.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)

Are you the new Rathen?

( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)

Yegods I hope not.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:41, archived)

what have you got against rathen?
he's probably lurking right now if you've got something you want to say to him
( well, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)

It's you isn't it?
I have nothing against Rathen, but he seemed to have something against me.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)

Rathen had something against everyone, to be fair.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)

was it his or her penis?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)

no, i'm not him

( well, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:49, archived)

He was very good at trolling.
A little too good, and had a tendency to take it one step too far.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:47, archived)

How can you be too good at trolling?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:47, archived)

Well, from what I can tell
He offended everyone on here. Which is bloody difficult.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:49, archived)

Not everyone.
And that would be good trolling. Again, how can you be too good at it?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)

at a guess you could have to quit the internet in fear after receiving offline threats
although that might just be failing at anonymity rather than succeeding at trolling
( well, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)

That was trolling failure.
If he was properly dedicated he would have kept going until someone killed him.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:53, archived)

or just not posted any personal info on here
then he could have just carried on regardless of threats
( well, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)

Actually he didn't post any personal info on here.
Also, I don't buy his story.
( WormuIus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:08, archived)

i'm fairly certain he posted what school he worked at,
also, who cares he's gone now anyway
( well, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:10, archived)

It's hard to be certain
It's a bit like eating too much cake, or something.

Perhaps we should stop here- it's not something I can sufficiently explain, as my brain is munged from being in a hot office all day.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)

I got on with him quite well.
There was a 'no troll' list at one point.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:54, archived)

ha,
you mean the people he thought he'd be made to look a fool by if he tried?
( well, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:56, archived)

With some people it would be like kicking a puppy, other's it would be like kicking a bigger kid's shins.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)

i never kick the puppies on here, there's always too much of a queue anyway

( well, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:01, archived)

No, I'm not anonymous. I attend bashes etc.

( WormuIus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)

He doesn't have the talent for trolling that Rathen had.

( Lord Gnome, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)

I certainly don't think of myself as a troll on here.

( WormuIus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)

Jimmy Hill!

( Lord Gnome, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:47, archived)

( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)

i wouldn't have said you were either

( well, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)

I've never really seen you trolling.
More attention seeking really.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)

you don't need talent to read what people have posted about themselves on here that they probably shouldn't have
and then repeat it in a new thread
( well, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)

Rathen had a talent for getting under people's skins.
That's what made him a good troll.
( Lord Gnome, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:49, archived)

I bet you regret that post about dressing up as a dragon and wearing a nappy

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:49, archived)

i only regret that no-one accepted my invitation :(

( well, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)

it's still open btw

( well, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:53, archived)

THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP !!! *runs off crying*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:58, archived)

i thought it was a good point

( well, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)

I agree, although it was more a criticism of Gilgamesh's inability to start any other kind of new thread.

( WormuIus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)

I got my results today

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)

Positive?

( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:41, archived)

Yes, he's certain.

( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)

And?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:42, archived)

A certain Archbishop.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)

Get what you needed?

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)

What I needed but not what I wanted.
I did a lot better than I thought I had with my final exams though.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)

Are we to offer congratulations or commiserations?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)

Congratulations, I guess.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)

Congratulations then.
Stop being so fucking grumpy.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:47, archived)

I will.
I got a good grade for this year, so if anyone looks at my transcripts it will look better than it did.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)

Well done mate.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:47, archived)

Ta,
and well done for yours.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)

Reminds me
Did you get your results yet? How did it turn out?
( Lord Gnome, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)

I did - I got a 2:1 and I'm really really pleased.
I'm having a year off now then going back to uni to do an MSc.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)

Well done!
Congratulations. Nice one.
( Lord Gnome, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)

Thanks.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:53, archived)

Congratulations.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:49, archived)

Thanks!

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:54, archived)

Did you make it into Stunt Ramp College D: ?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:43, archived)

Dear DG.
I love you dearly but stop being mean to me, you've said it's just internet japery but it makes me sad, online :(
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)

have you seen his face??
It's no wonder he's bitter.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:47, archived)

Shush your mouth Gollum with a haircut

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)

*cuddles*
Aw I'm sorry dude, I'll stop. I wil never mention it again. scouts honour. If you're in London soon I'll buy you a nice cold pint and set you up with a beautiful lady. x x

You don't even have a strange forhead, I just made it up.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)

No skater chicks
*watches closely*
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:54, archived)

I fucking hate those Ice Skating chicks, always twirling and fucking off backwards when you're trying to cop a feel

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:58, archived)

Gotta hand it to 'em though.
So desprate to get a head between their legs, they'll do handstands.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:01, archived)

All the cool kids get Desmonds

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:54, archived)

*High tutus*

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)

Did you completely muck up a section of your course too?

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:06, archived)

yup

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:08, archived)

Good man

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:13, archived)

I'm entertaining myself with bash.org
and high strength coffee.

This is entertaining enough, so why the fuck did I come back here?

Meh.
( Bats, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:51, archived)

why did you come back here?

( well, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)

No one ever truly leaves.
Think on sunshine.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:54, archived)

This place is like the online version of Cheers Bar.
Only not so friendly.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)

I'm asking myself why.
Sometimes I despair of you lot. What would you be without ME?

Oh yeah, less bored. That's why I come here.
( Bats, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)

don't feel like you need to justify your presence here
i was just wondering
( well, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:59, archived)

I stalked you on facebook for 2 minutes earlier.
wondering who you were until I read your name as you came up a friends page.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:55, archived)

Why me?
I'm scientifically proven dull.
( Bats, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:57, archived)

*Coughs*

( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:58, archived)

Sorry, man.
Wasn't trying to step on your toes.
( Bats, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:00, archived)

I prefer Pistachios and Cashews.
And I'm aware that makes me sound pretentious. But then again, I am.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:18, archived)