I have mine
listed under "emergency contact"

I also write my mobile number and "mummy" on the ratbag's arm when we're out anywhere busy in case she gets seperated from us
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:42, archived)

I like the ID on the babby's arm thing
it's quite popular at festivals ... it's like a little hippy-infant auschwitz.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:46, archived)

Do you get to experiment on them as well?

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:48, archived)

only on the disabled
and homosexual children.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:54, archived)

mong toddler bumming
the sport of kings
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:00, archived)

at glasto
we saw two little kids wearing t-shirts with
"If i'm lost, call my mummy on..." and then the mobile number

would've been a clever idea had anybody's mobiles been working at glasto.

still made me go 'aaaaaaah' when I saw it though

then I kidnapped them both and drowned them in the mud by the floating portaloos
( mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:47, archived)

does ratbag have a gas mask as well
?
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:48, archived)

I AM YOUR MUMMY!

( mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:54, archived)

Ooooh no you are n...
so you are.
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 15:55, archived)

gah! don't!
Mr V taught her to walk towards me saying "mummy, are you my mummy?" over and over
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:01, archived)