my sister-in-law has a syringe thing
that she clamps on bites and it sucks all the poison out. its a tad grim

EDIT: a lot like this
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:19, archived)

Doesn't your brother have a name?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:22, archived)

i had to read my post three times before i got that
its too fucking early.
shut up :(
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:25, archived)

Har!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:30, archived)

I don't know if it would be worth me buying one of those just for the first proper insect bite I've ever had hahaha

( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:25, archived)

How often do you have to be bitten and stung by stuff to make buying something like that viable?
I put it to you that your relatives are aie-aies
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:25, archived)

tight cunt
its only a tenner and its reusable
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:29, archived)

Not being bitten by animals is free

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:30, archived)

some of us cant help being so fucking tasty

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:33, archived)

If you didn't stink quite so much of shit the flies would go elsewhere

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:36, archived)

If I were this girl I once saw on holiday I would carry one of them around with me everywhere
She was covered from head to toe in bites it looked horrid!
( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:29, archived)

I bet they were fags burns
Because she said no to her uncle
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:31, archived)

can you ask her if she'll buy my patented headache-away sponges?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:54, archived)