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This had the chance of being one of the greatest headlines in newspaper history
but they blew it.

Bah.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:10, archived)
Oh, thats rubbish

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:12, archived)
Actually I'll ask this here instead of starting a new thread
I got bit by an insect a week ago and it didn't go away and now it swollen up again and gone all itchy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:17, archived)
my sister-in-law has a syringe thing
that she clamps on bites and it sucks all the poison out. its a tad grim

EDIT: a lot like this
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:19, archived)
Doesn't your brother have a name?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:22, archived)
i had to read my post three times before i got that
its too fucking early.
shut up :(
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:25, archived)
Har!

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:30, archived)
I don't know if it would be worth me buying one of those just for the first proper insect bite I've ever had hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:25, archived)
How often do you have to be bitten and stung by stuff to make buying something like that viable?
I put it to you that your relatives are aie-aies
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:25, archived)
tight cunt
its only a tenner and its reusable
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:29, archived)
Not being bitten by animals is free

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:30, archived)
some of us cant help being so fucking tasty

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:33, archived)
If you didn't stink quite so much of shit the flies would go elsewhere

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:36, archived)
If I were this girl I once saw on holiday I would carry one of them around with me everywhere
She was covered from head to toe in bites it looked horrid!
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:29, archived)
I bet they were fags burns
Because she said no to her uncle
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:31, archived)
can you ask her if she'll buy my patented headache-away sponges?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:54, archived)
Put some anithystamine cream on it or something
Failing that, ask someone who is a health professional not some wankers off the internet. Cheers.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:19, archived)
MEH! Miserence
I didn't start a new thread about it though did I? Hmmm HMMMMMMMMMM
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:20, archived)
Look
I've just been woken up after five hours kip by some cunt sawing through roof slates next door. I'll grump if I fucking want. ALRIGHT!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:22, archived)
You should have gone to bed earlier grumpy

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:23, archived)
I didn't finish work until 1

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:24, archived)
ok you are officially let off.

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:26, archived)
Yeah, damn right

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:27, archived)
5 hours is plenty
man up, mary
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:52, archived)
Not if you have a proper job
Sweating myself inside out I was, fucking grim day.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:00, archived)
It depends what you got bitten by.
You might need a steroid injection to calm the reaction down.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:42, archived)
I was really hoping for a good old fashioned thunder storm today.
But no, it has to be fucking sunny. Shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:12, archived)
If there is going to be a thunderstorm then this is the best kind of weather to breed one
Early morning hot is good if you want a storm. All it takes is a tiny bit of cold air later on and BOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:16, archived)
I bloody hope so.
I'm a fan of warm weather as the next person but living in the shadow of a massive hill means heat is always coupled with a crippling humidity.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:18, archived)
the wrestler has to be one of the worst films ive ever seen

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:14, archived)
Young Victoria
I saw about ten minutes of it. Slept the rest.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:15, archived)
i quite enjoyed it
how d'you like them apples?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:44, archived)
teeeedium.
if i wanted to see mongs work in a deli i'd fuck off to morrisons for an hour
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:55, archived)
I thought it was brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:46, archived)
it was very odd seeing todd from FotC in there!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:51, archived)
i wanted to like it! i do love a bit of wrestling
but he worked in the deli, he went to see his daughter, he drank in the titty bar, he went to see his daughter, titty bar, he worked in the deli, titty bar, deli and so on and so forth.

it dragged :( and i waited and waited for the good shit to kick in but good god it was tedious.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:54, archived)
there was wrasslin' and tits!
what kind of man are you?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:56, archived)
bare minimal wrestling
and sure her tits were nice but theres special films for that shit. i was disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:59, archived)
i dunno, that hardcore match was pretty brutal
he did a good job for a non-wrestler

i'm glad they used him instead of an actual wrestler who can't act for shit
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:10, archived)
Nothing that interesting happens around here
I need more dwarves
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:14, archived)
That
is spectacular.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:18, archived)
I think that just broke something in my head.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:21, archived)
I can't think of anything sadder than a troupe of dead midget wrestlers.

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:30, archived)
eh, i'm sure that headline has changed since i looked at it the first time

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 8:44, archived)