this isn't very nice, can't we just knit him a hat,

we could all knit a portion with different wools and stitch it together to show how cohesive and loving we are as a community
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:15, archived)

i don't think we should be lying through the medium of wool
i'm pretty sure there are laws against that sort of thing
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:16, archived)

We could all just poo in this bucket instead.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)

and when we've finished
we'll wank into it, right?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:38, archived)