DEAR INTERNET USER
CEASE YOUR SLANDEROUS LIBELS AT ONCE.
INTERNETLAWYERMAN is one fiery dragon in a courtroom WHOSE TAIL YOU DO NOT WANT TO PULL.
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:36, archived)

unless you're a woman
in which case I bet you'd comment that your dragon's tail is excellent at what it does.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:40, archived)

I retract any comments which Mr Lawyermanmay have found offensive, and provide assurance that I do not wish to touch his tail, despite his generous invitation.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:41, archived)