Joking aside though, I'm fucking awesome.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)

... if you're awesome when why don't you show it on b3ta?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:58, archived)

I do you spaz.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:03, archived)

I've never noticed this awesomeness.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)

That's because you're too busy eating chocolate seductively towards your webcam.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)

You may mock but it's a very time consuming hobby.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)

you ARE the leading authority on how to be awesome after all

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)

I cower whenever I post something, hoping it will please his warped sense of what's good and what's shit

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)

It's not warped,
it's merely based on fact rather than opinion unlike other forum users.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)

If you think your opinion is fact then you've just proved my point
*trombone sound effects*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)

I hope when you read my posts you intentionally ignore my sarcasm.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)

one day, man. one day you will be able to stand tall and shout to the heavens...
I HAVE MASTER OF TURNIPS' VALIDATION!

then a golden staircase will come down and take you to valhalla
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:21, archived)