That's nothing
You should see one of our client's stock lists
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:24, archived)

Can it be worse than inflatable girls of questionable legality?

( Bats, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:25, archived)

Imagine having to wait at least 16 years after your sex toy was made to try and put your bits in it... seems a little cruel
maybe they should change the rule for inanimate objects.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:27, archived)

I don't know what these look like
But one of them is £499 for what is essentially a balloon.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:27, archived)