It's really hot
are you hot?

It's really quite hot here
( moohalaa, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)

I'm sweating like a drainpipe

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)

NEAR THE TOP!
"I am not impressed"
( Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:19, archived)

Awwww.
He'll be back on the diet then?
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:21, archived)

I imagined diaper furries when I saw the site name

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:23, archived)

they always put too many bamboo shoots in at my local chinese take away as well

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:24, archived)

LOL

( Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:25, archived)

how much of your time do you spend looking at otters on the internet?

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:39, archived)

it's not a bad way of spending time

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:44, archived)

i wasn't deriding
just curious
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:45, archived)

About 80 percent of my time is spent googling for otters.


Not really. Only every now and then when they're mentioned somewhere. This one was in this weeks Popbitch newsletter. And I know how everyone here loves otters. it's just a service I like to provide, free of charge, for you lovely peolpe.

No, you're welcome.
( Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:48, archived)

i'm sorry. i'll have to take your first answer

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:55, archived)

Bugger.

( Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:56, archived)

I saw an attracrtive young lady at Glastonbury with
^wetter than an otter's pocket

written on her thigh.
I wanted to take a picture for you but I thought it would be pervy.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:59, archived)

It's lovely and hot.
I'm in the garden with a big bowl of strawberries and raspberries. Later I'll go swimming and then to work. Lovely.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)

Ooooooh how nice.
How did it go sweetie? You've got your results yes?
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:31, archived)

I did I did - I got a 2:i and I'm chuffed to bits.
Now enjoying summer of love before deciding how to productively spend my year off.

Have you found out yet?
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:32, archived)

2:i, eh?
In my day we had 2:1 and 2:2
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:33, archived)

her degree is sponsored by apple

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:35, archived)

WELL DONE GORGEOUS
I found out yesterday,

I got a first EEEEEEEEEK

Summer of love sounds like an excellent plan
*loves you all*
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:35, archived)

Well done you!
Congratumalations, you must be thrilled.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:36, archived)

Thank you lovely lady!
How did your exams go you fabulous bundle of gorgeousness?
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:37, archived)

I passed, which I was very pleased about as I won't have to do it again
but not as well as you did.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:41, archived)

That's brilliant though!
Congratulations!
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:46, archived)

We'll have a 'passing our university course' celebration at the bash, all 3 of us will be there.
It may involve alcohol and a cake.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:50, archived)

Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo and yay.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:01, archived)

Woo woo woo.
It's the weekend after my birthday too!
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:24, archived)

Excellent :D
I would have got a first, if it weren't for that meddling car accident!
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:37, archived)

What?
Did you have a car accident?

Well done on your almost first.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:38, archived)

I did indeed, had to suspend my studies for 18 months :S
Missed out on 30 final year credits, my final mark was just below the threshold for a first because the extra credits I got in my second and third years weren't worth as much :(
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:42, archived)

Awwww, my dear :(
Could the uni not sort that sort of thing out? I was SU president for a year and if you were one of my students I would have got you those credits by hell or high water.

Well done on doing so well in the face of such rubbish circumstances though WOO!
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:48, archived)

Sounds like he good have got them
but would had to stay longer. probably the best choice was the one he took. Unfortunately we can't just hand out credits, no matter what the situation.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:51, archived)

I couldn't afford to stay an extra 6 months to earn the credits
There were problems letting me complete my final year as it was, I did better than most so I was happy.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:56, archived)

I got someone at my uni to stay and not have to pay for the extra time.
Different unis though I suppose.

Amazing well done for getting it done so well though.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:08, archived)

Good work there
*mahoosive cheers*
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:39, archived)

Thank you love!
I just woke up with a hangover but I feel like more tasty bubbly wine might be in order.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:46, archived)

Do I have to buy the Happy Meal to get the Happy Meal toy?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:40, archived)

Yes.
What?
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:48, archived)

YAY!!!
I'm *that* proud.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:40, archived)

THANK YOU LOVELY KITTEN!
Az is really proud of me too and it makes me feel so happy and a bit (a lot) overwhelmed, I'm not very good at being proud of myself.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:50, archived)

Well done bumeyes :D

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:55, archived)

Congrats on having tits!
I mean getting a first...yeah.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:01, archived)

Well done gorgeous!
xxxxxxx

Are you still in London?
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)

good work, petal
all the best people get a 2:i

*hugs*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:39, archived)

That's what I told her

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:42, archived)

that's what SHE said!

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:48, archived)

I'd tap THAT ass for a dollar.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:50, archived)

you GO girlfriend

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:56, archived)

Thanks :)

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)

students are shitcunts

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:50, archived)

Anyone who isn't a student is a shitcu..... awwww I just can't do it, I'm too full of woo!ness.
*gives you a big hug*
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:53, archived)

I'm going to LONDON.

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)

Go on the tube
It's nice and cool down there.
( M o D, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:10, archived)

I doubt it.
I've got to use it anyway.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:13, archived)

at least it won't be in peak hours

( M o D, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:14, archived)

It'll be just outside of them.

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:19, archived)

everyone in London is a shitcunt

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:14, archived)

How about this:
Everyone not in London is a shitcunt.

No offence.
( Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)

you lying shitcunt

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)

So we've establised we're all shitcunts.

( Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:21, archived)

no i established this down there
207.44.242.20/talk/6270063
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:22, archived)

I'm having a day of making sweeping generalisations and calling groups of people shitcunts

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:23, archived)

More of this.
Edit You shitcunt.
( Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:24, archived)

Anyone not me is a shitcunt

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:30, archived)

everyone else is a MASSIVE shitcunt

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:32, archived)

I've just applied for a job there
is it any good?
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:32, archived)

It's okay.
Nothing amazing.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:37, archived)

I'm worried about not being able to find the shops

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:38, archived)

no, it's freezing here
I'm wearing three wooly jumpers and thermal underwear and I'm still shivering

I might turn the heating up a bit, don't want to catch a cold
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)

I AM IN THE GARDEN
I HAVE A PITCHER OF JUICE

YUMMY YUM
(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:08, archived)

IS IT A PITCHER YOU DREW YOURSELF
WITH CRAYONS

LOLLY LOL
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:46, archived)

Nice and cool in the air conditioned office
Nice and cool in the air conditioned van on the way home
Roasting hot at home
( M o D, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:08, archived)

THIRTY TWO DEGREES here
No I'm not that hot.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:08, archived)

the max temp here was 32.2 at somepoint today, as recorded by my DIGITAL THERMOMETER

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:15, archived)

Digital? I don't hold with that shit.
Just tie a sparrow to a stick and poke it out of the window. If the sparrow sings, it's too hot.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:19, archived)

I'm really hot
most people just call me Sexpot Rick
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:09, archived)

some people call me the space cowboy

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:40, archived)

It hot here
but I'm out of the sun, so I'm happy.
( jenpots, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:09, archived)

It's a bit warm.
And cloudy. I've finished my Coca-Cola now, if anyone was wondering.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:12, archived)

Outside; Sweatier than a fatty in primarks own daps.
Inside; Freezing cold, airconditioning is on 17 degrees. Brrrrr.
(Bababoon, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:13, archived)

It's hot here too
but you won't catch me complaining about it. I've been looking forward to this weather since about last November.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:13, archived)

29.4 according to my DIGITAL THERMOMETER

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:15, archived)

it's 31.8 inside my computer case

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:16, archived)

if I were in your computer case I'd be in my pants rubbing myself with a chilled bottle of sprite

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:20, archived)

Now there is an image I didn't want.

(thediscokingpin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:23, archived)

I'd also be holding my pants open to get a draught from the heatsink fan

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:25, archived)

You're a bad man glued eel, a baaaaad man.

(thediscokingpin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:30, archived)

a bad man with a DIGITAL THERMOMETER

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:36, archived)

I'm not falling for all this thermometer rubbish
he doesn't have a digital thermometer, he's just making up numbers and pretending
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:38, archived)

Loving the heat right here
I'm not a fan of gloom and drizzle so I'm making the most of the sunshine
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:15, archived)

I'm sweating like MJ's doctor!

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:16, archived)

Stop complaining...it could be your last summer:(
Just like SSG:(
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)

Oh I do hope so.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:22, archived)

no
its warm and wet
( TBL I posted this on, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:16, archived)

Yes but what's the weather like?

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:19, archived)

I'm not too hot
But the smelly bastard stood in front of me at the shop clearly was
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)

It's absolutely hammering it down here.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:22, archived)

Yes but what's the weather like?



(not sure that works)
( Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:26, archived)

Jesus, what the fuck is wrong with people?
images3.jlist.com/g1/tsun_ero_j56.jpg Not safe for anything, especially work. I thought inflatable women were just some joke for a stag night. This is taking it way too far.
( Bats, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:22, archived)

japanophiles are shitcunts

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:24, archived)

I really like Japan and I really like ALOT of the culture
but that's just horrible.

Also I'm a big geek.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:26, archived)

Yes, precisely.
Just... Jesus. And this stuff must sell, that's the worrying part.
( Bats, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:27, archived)

I bet that smathels has a room full of that stuff
the shitcunt
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:29, archived)

they don't like us, the shitcunts

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:27, archived)

That's nothing
You should see one of our client's stock lists
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:24, archived)

Can it be worse than inflatable girls of questionable legality?

( Bats, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:25, archived)

Imagine having to wait at least 16 years after your sex toy was made to try and put your bits in it... seems a little cruel
maybe they should change the rule for inanimate objects.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:27, archived)

I don't know what these look like
But one of them is £499 for what is essentially a balloon.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:27, archived)

I don't know,
but I like the way they pretend it's a "pillow" on the box.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:47, archived)

35°C
I'm in my pants, just for a change

*edit* and 37°C for the next 3 days, if the internet is telling the truth
( broadsword, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:27, archived)

normally they're someone elses?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:37, archived)

Can be a bugger finding other peoples pants in the right size

( broadsword, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:41, archived)

fucking boiling.
I just went over to the common for a sit in the sun, but it's roasting.
I'm waiting indoors till the scaffolders leave, then getting my tits out in the garden.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:31, archived)

Magda?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:35, archived)

Julian?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:38, archived)

37+ here
ya dirty engrish
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:52, archived)

I'm in the office with my fan on, blowing my hair and I look like I'm in a 1980s music video
The lycra doesn't help with the look either.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 13:57, archived)