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women are such scruffy whores
I'm clearing out my room and all i seem to keep finding are assorted earrings/ hair clips/ bits of jewellery/ a BRA and two thongs

fucking hell if you're going to shag some sleazy guy you meet in a bar at least try and look after your stuff so you don't end up losing more than just your dignity and self respect


what do you find in your room that reminds you that the only skill you have is a sexual excellence and ability to chat up women easily?
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:00, archived)
How many times have you tried to choke yourself with the thongs whilst having a wank?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:01, archived)
none
i've even put a few of them in the wash rather than throwing them away

I don't know why i did that


the bra is one of those expensive nice ones a GEORDIE girl left after fucking me on her birthday behind her boyfriend's back

she was fucking hot

geordie girls have the best arses
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:03, archived)
It was probably my sister.
She's a model, you know?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:03, archived)
NAH SHE WAS JUST sorrycaps filth
amazing little body on her. athletic type

grr
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:04, archived)
if you know whose it is, give it back.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:03, archived)
i can't exactly get in contact with them now
they might have a boyfriend now or something
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:04, archived)
package it up with a note and send it to her as though it's from a girly mate
here's the bra you left at mine that night we watched that shit girly film, love betsy xxx
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:06, archived)
haha "betsy"

(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:07, archived)
wow, how'd you guess his 'weekend name'?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:08, archived)
more importantly, how did YOU know it?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:11, archived)
he asked me to design the cards that he puts in phone boxes

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:50, archived)
It's to make up for their annoying fucking voices.
*cat amongst the pigeons*
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)
HAHA
i like the accent

I think it's sexy
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)
I'm guessing at probably more than once.
A day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:03, archived)
I bet you're wearing all of it as you post this

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:02, archived)
FUCK

(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:03, archived)
Rik? They're all yours dude...

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:02, archived)
I find memories of lasting relationships because when the girls aren't drunk they still want to be with me
and snotty tissues.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:04, archived)
They were just trying to get out of your room as quickly as possible.
You shitcunt.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:02, archived)
I WAS EXPECTING THIS

(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:03, archived)
fleas.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:02, archived)
I have no need to chat up women.
If I were free and single I still would not need to as they would flock around me like flys to shit. Or something...
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:02, archived)
probably
you are very funny
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)
You have much to teach us

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)
Are you homeless yet?

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:03, archived)
now are you sure that it's not just
that they leave stuff behind in their frantic haste to escape when the GHB wears off?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:03, archived)
Can't fault this logic.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)
GHB, not CHB

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:09, archived)
fuck off shitcunt

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:03, archived) 

        /
       /
      /          "I've had sex with
|------------|   loads of women, me"
|  SICKRIK   |  /
| TRANSLATOR |
|            |
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(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)
basically
VALIIIDAATTTEE MMEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:05, archived)
the aerial is a bit bent

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:10, archived)