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Fuck it, that's going to cause havoc with my wedding.

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:51, archived)
Good excuse not to go through with it :)

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:56, archived)
Best have an affair, just to be safe.

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)
Only if you catch it first and then spend the ceremony licking out the bridesmaids and spitting in their eyes

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 14:57, archived)
if you think that's bad wait until you find out what i've done to your cake

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:05, archived)
don't worry, there are clinics where you can take it to have an abortion without anyone finding out

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:07, archived)