I bet you've got a massive pair of pants covered in mud
and the arse of the trousers is disguised to look like a muddy dam type thing with logs and leaves and muck
and you sit in a river, hoping otters will mistake your silken tube for their set and crawl up it.
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WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:12,
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BANG
and the internet is gone.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:12,
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