Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Ming
A ming vase is found in pristine condition. Sells for £1.5million at auction.
( SuperMatt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)

Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mong
A mong is found in pristine condition. Gets fired at the sun.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:53, archived)

Eternal Sunshine of the Spitless Mong.
A spacker requires artificial saliva on hot days.
( Malchick, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:55, archived)