She's lying
All Mummys are fibbers.
( jenpots, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:22, archived)

My mummy is a mad in the head fibber.

( Druid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)

We all are.
Our children take our brain cells and piss on them.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)