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Aye Aye Inwhales!
Who's currently the object of your group hatred?
JMG is here, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:31, archived)
The gays.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:31, archived)
Why Red, why?!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)
It's AGAINST GOD.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)
Minorities.
DAMN THEM ALL, JMG.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)
OH MY SWEET NOIT!
My throat's on fire tonight.
I feel I'm coming down with something that'd kill the average b3tan.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)
Swine flu!

(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)
Salad?

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)
*Firm handshakes*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)
Is it a treadmill?

(b3tard Has converted to Reason, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:39, archived)
Worried, JMG!
For two weeks in August, I'm teaching singing at a drama summer school with loads of 13-17 year olds.

The plan is to go through three songs; one from a musical, one with harmonies and one that can be sung acapella.

Any suggestions?
(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)
Baldmonkey's podcasts played to Jungle.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)
Imagine 25 kids singing "Baldmonkeystuff Podcaaaast"
Then all the sopranos harmonising "like a pieeee..." in C D# G harmony

Followed by all the bass section humming "made of sooooound".

It'd be awesome
(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:39, archived)
Les Mis Les Mis Les Mis Les Mis Les Mis Les Mis

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)
Let's be honest here, it's the best musical.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)
I'm off to see it on Saturday

(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:36, archived)
Ooh! Master of the House would be good for ensemble
Because then "I never thought I'd meet a prince" bit could be a solo.
(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:36, archived)
frigging in the rigging

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)
Abduct Bono and make him cough up the songs from the new Spiderman stage show.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:36, archived)
If Bono's writing it, it'll have three chords
I could probably guess the tunes
(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:37, archived)
People who are just too AWESOME for /talk to handle.

(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)
I've won awards.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)
MICHAEL FUCKING OWEN

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)
He has a brochure.
Think of the PLC!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)
WE DON'T WANT FUCKING SCOUSERS AT OLD TRAFFORD JMG

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)
YOU'LL HAVE A SCOUSE FORWARDLINE!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:37, archived)
they'll sell all the trophies and use the proceeds to buy shell suits and bling

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:39, archived)
hur hur hur,
man united, hur hur.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)
reminds me of that joke with the queen, asking her husband who fergie is,
and he says, um, he says "you know, it's that man you knighted" hahahaHAHAHAHAHA oh yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)
look at me, I'm contributing!
www.b3ta.com/board/9558281
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:37, archived)
QUEEN YEAH

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:40, archived)
Emos.
What is the plural of an emo, anyway? Emoes? Emo's? Emos?

Fucking emotionals. They've had far too much of my attention.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)
Put them on a ferry to Aberdeen, I say.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)
Lesmahagow is my preferred Scottish emo-town of choice.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)
'Cunts'

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)
I like your style.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:36, archived)
I hate no-one.
The Japanese have taken over my football club, JMG, and our new chairman is Roy Gardner, ex Man Utd chairman.

This is good news.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)
Good luck on this.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:36, archived)
I feel it will be needed.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:37, archived)
forriners

(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)