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The best kind of vegetarian sausages..
..are the ones made with the freshest vegetarian.
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:41, archived)
Feel the ultimate medieval thrill
as you ride your own choice of hog to market.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)

made with the freshest vegetarian that can push furthest into my bumhole.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)
oh man!
you should do stand up!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)
Nah
i think i'd rather do stand up and walk away.
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)
Maybe
Stand up and sit down. Rest those feet.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:00, archived)
I want to sex you

(b3tard Has converted to Reason, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)
lol baby oil

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)
I see what you did there.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)
I bet you have a direct bloodline to Eric Morecambe

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)
this is just asking for trouble ...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lancashire/7520225.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:44, archived)
I say we just feed all the orange ones to the nonces.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)
just reading about schoolgirls has given me a semi.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:48, archived)
just reading about you getting a semi has killed my erection

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:51, archived)
i can chop it off for you!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)
I saw this on the news the other day
You should see some of the orange minge that gets on our trains. Half fare pass in one hand, breezer in the other. Fucking grim. I'll try and get you some underage flap shots tomorrow night. I'm doing the last Leeds to Ilkley - hordes of posh totty, albeit young enough to be your grand children. You'll love it
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:48, archived)
send them to roaneah
he molests children
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:52, archived)
Whats that you say?
Roaneah has sex with children?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:56, archived)
that's right, roaneah is a maggot-willied shitcunt child molester

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:58, archived)
It would probably be illegal to suggest that Neil Simpson, also known as Roaneah, has sex with children
So I won't
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:59, archived)
You are Piston_Broke
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:49, archived)
Has Piston deleted himself from the internet?
Haven't seem him in some time, or does he have an alias now?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:52, archived)
He is jim_bob.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:53, archived)

www.jamescartercomedy.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:53, archived)
Fantastic, I may hire him.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)
So you can evacuate a shop in an emergency, without causing undue panic to the public?
Good plan.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:56, archived)
I have a summer ball coming up in August.
I wonder how well he'll get on in front of 200 or so drunk office folk?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:59, archived)
*Darth Vader NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
He can't actually be taking it seriously?!
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:55, archived)
it's, er, not his site
it's a fansite made by a b3tan
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)
I want quotes from his stand up added to the website

(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:58, archived)
can we get a transcript made?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:58, archived)
I tried making one
But after 2 minutes, I started typing something about working and playing and someone called Jack.

No idea where that came from.
(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:00, archived)
They should go with his first line
I can't remember what it was, just that it had a completely unecessary swear in it
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:00, archived)
i like the joke about the bears nest best.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)
duurrr

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:58, archived)
Hahahaha!
Fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:55, archived)