None of them.
B3tans aren't attractive.

Frankly, I'd sooner stick my knob in a cold kebab. Even it it had been dropped on the pavement.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:13, archived)

I think there's one.
Hold on. I forget the name..
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:14, archived)

Are you sure?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:16, archived)

Is it Baldmonkey?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:17, archived)

i did see ONE girl from a b3ta bash who looked nice
I think she was called Jessie
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:14, archived)

That's Moohalaa.
He's a Jessie.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:17, archived)

man, the old school b3tans, they used to be totally hot.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:36, archived)

they still are actually.
god i fancy them.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:37, archived)

I think that sexyness in b3tans skips a generation
like baldness. The next generation will be hot again. We just have to gas these cunts and we'll have realised hitler's dream.
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:42, archived)

i read about hitlers dreams,
they were quite poo-based.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:49, archived)