Was it a good letter?
And by good I mean "You owe us £142.50"
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:58, archived)

"it's come to our notice
that you haven't been paying for a TV license, you fucking pikey thief. Unless you pay us this immediately, we'll come round, rape your women, raze your house and put your first-born on a spike

love and kisses

the TV license people"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:01, archived)

Pretty much that.
End of this month, goodbye money.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:10, archived)

well, here's the thing
if you hadn't tried to defraud them and avoid paying, you could have paid it at £11 a month and not ended up with no money.

/TMB - shutting stable doors after horses since 1975
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:14, archived)

It's not run out yet, it runs out at the end of the month.
I'm not defrauding nobody.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)

then pay by direct debit, you plonker.
and save yourself being broke.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)