I get upgraded seating when I fly
Something about the airlines not wanting to get sued because my legs won't fit behind normal seats.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)

i have very long legs,
i wonder if they would upgrade my seat, or would you need really long legs? i guess it makes no odds to me since i never go on planes, not through any moral thing, or fear, just that i quite enjoy busses.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)

I just pretend to be a rock star at the check in desk
Hasn't work yet...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)

When the guy at the emirates desk asked what seating i prefered I said 'next to a nice blonde would be nice'
found myself on the flight in centre row with 2 fat guys either side of me. then one fell asleep with his head resting on my shoulder. NOT GOOD.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)