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I've just had my flight on Air Asia from Stansted to Kuala Lumpur upgraded to XL (Business Class) free of charge
all because i took a cheeky shot at asking if they could do it as they had moved my flight about, causing me to miss a day of my trip.

Suffice to say i'm grinning from ear to right now :D

Is anything currently making you grin like a loon?
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:44, archived)
GO PLANES GO!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:45, archived)
now you can sleep and put your chair ALL the way back
:D

edit: i'm happy cos i'm going to be selling near to 40k worth of software next week. i would grin but my hangover won't let me.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)
11k this week, 40k next week
Blimey, you do seem to earn a lot of money.

Every, look how much money he earns!
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)
I don't earn that tut tut, my company does
but this is my career highlight for a sale, so i'm kinda proud.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)
Why don't you tell us how well off you are again?

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)
i am well off.
i own my own box of teabags and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)
You'll do for me
*sidles up*

Gonna share then, eh? eh?
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:54, archived)
ALWAYS share the wealth
*brews you right up*
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:55, archived)
*big hugs and bourbons*

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)
OH MY

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:57, archived)
*MORE HUGS*
*EXTENSIVE NUZZLING*
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:00, archived)
*licks and nibbles*

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:07, archived)
Me too
I have a cathat and a place to live and a nice camera and a laptop I like to use, and a motorbike to take me to places.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:55, archived)
wooooooooah steady on there miss flashypants.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:55, archived)
I am holding off from buying new things for a LONG TIME.
I need to pay for the bought things first.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:57, archived)
whats the deal with these cathats?

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)
all the best people have them.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:58, archived)
you place an order with the right person, right, you pay her money, right, and the deal is, you get a cat hat.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:58, archived)
I dont believe ive ever discussed the specifics of what i earn.
But i am well off in the sense i can afford a roof over my head and some nice things.

Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:00, archived)
Hats?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:26, archived)
I cant afford a hat:(

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:51, archived)
ENVY DETECTOR OVERLOAD

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)
Everything.
I'm naturally a very happy smiley person.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)
my trouble is that i am naturally very smiley and happy,
but i also suffer from chronic depression.
it is a very difficult and confusing life.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)
Poor lamb

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)
do you support Newcastle United?

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)
no, Glamorgan.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)
ouch.

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:54, archived)
drugs

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)
xD

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)
are you able to open the bottle?
as I thought they came with child proof lids.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:55, archived)
i may have a hangover or i may just be very very tired.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)
i want a nap and a cuddle.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:47, archived)
Mind you, I am quite looking forward to leftover roast chicken with fresh bread.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)
FOOD THREAD

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)
Co-op have just given me £9
Light grinnage
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)
i have an abcess on my scrotum that has just burst and there is puss and blood everywhere, i think i can see my testicle through the hole and it is pissing blood
do you think i should call an ambulance, bit scared to get on the bus to guys hospital in this state
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:48, archived)
nah, bundle it up and get on the bus.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)
unless the bus is really infrequent, a long long journey, or you are in too much pain and may faint.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)
MORE TO THE POINT:
"pus" and "abscess".

learn, bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)
youtube it
try and put your cock in it too
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)
Sellotape with fix that

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)
and tcp

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)
Film it.
£250 on You've Been Framed!
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)
Use the hole to keep your spare change.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)
Betadine. Plaster. Heroin.
In that order and you'll be right as rain.
(Bababoon, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)
Heroin is a 'drug' belonging to the opiat family.
It is sometimes called 'smack' or 'horse'.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)
Wowzers. You are the cleverest person I don't know.

(Bababoon, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:56, archived)
You should get a 'cab', which is like a car which other people drive in exchange for money.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)
as long as you don't come to the hospital I work at.. get a bus
oh and wrap it up in vinegar and brown paper.. won't do any good but will get rid of the stench 'arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:12, archived)
I get upgraded seating when I fly
Something about the airlines not wanting to get sued because my legs won't fit behind normal seats.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)
i have very long legs,
i wonder if they would upgrade my seat, or would you need really long legs? i guess it makes no odds to me since i never go on planes, not through any moral thing, or fear, just that i quite enjoy busses.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)
I just pretend to be a rock star at the check in desk
Hasn't work yet...
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)
When the guy at the emirates desk asked what seating i prefered I said 'next to a nice blonde would be nice'
found myself on the flight in centre row with 2 fat guys either side of me. then one fell asleep with his head resting on my shoulder. NOT GOOD.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)
Extra Large?
Could they only accommodate your bulk in this?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:49, archived)
Planes are like cars but they fly and can take more people and they need to land at 'airports', which are like carparks for planes.
Stansted is one of these 'airports'.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:50, archived)
How is the electro-shock therapy working?
You seem more coherent lately.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)
I've seen 4 dogs today.
That makes today a good day !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:52, archived)
yer
im off to the fucking spoons for a beer
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:53, archived)
I want to go on holiday

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:55, archived)