None of you selfish fucks said world peace
you self-absorbed pricks
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)

plus internet literacy, receiving a well-composed hand-written letter on elegant stationery
getting the green wave when driving, high air quality, a satisfying and rewarding vocation in life, good health, the respect of my peers, a supporting family and having a girlfriend who swallows.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:58, archived)

the green wave?

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)

there's a straight road here of about five miles long
which has more than 20 traffic lights on it. It happens possibly once in your lifetime that as you drive down that road all the lights will turn green at just the right time for you never to have to slow down. Like in a film when the main character turns out to be telekinetic.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)

I saw a telly thing about this effect
the lights might be programmed to keep traffic moving at 30mph, wait for one set to go green then drive at exactly 30mph and you'll only hit green lights
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)

Yeah, that's never going to happen over here
a year back a motor journalist killed his friend whilst driving a borrowed ferrari. He drove through some road works, hit a bump, and ploughed into a flyover support at 150kph, in the middle of the city.

There was public outcry. "YOU SEE, MAYOR? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU DON'T REPAIR THE ROADS ON TIME!"
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)

I remember making a train journey from Olkusz to Krakow that passed a cenetery where some building work was going on nearby
on one of the piles of rubble was a recently-excavated human foot

classy
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)

hehe fantastic
this is a good feeling actually, sometimes I can get it from my parents' house to ours.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)

how would people make a living without war?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)