Okay then
What's best?

I think rainbows and bats and cherries and gin and Elbow are best.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)

I like armadillos

( SuperMatt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)

Smooth on the inside
crunchy on the outside
( SuperMatt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)

ARMADILLOS

( SuperMatt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)

I have a craving for a Dime bar now
It must be something like 15 years since I last had one...
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)

they're $1.50 now
( vladimir, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)

I SAW POLOS FOR 60P AT THE RAILWAY STATION.
I REMEMBER WHEN THEY WERE 14P!!!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)

I remember buying packets of 20 fags for 50p
and petrol was so cheap, most garages actually paid you to take it away
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)

I bought a pack of 20 for a pound last week.
Mind you, it was in Belgrade.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)

Fucking hell
How could anyone go on living in a world like this?

Oh.
( SuperMatt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)

the quality of jokes regarding my imminent death
varies greatly.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:37, archived)

I know.
I apologise :(
( SuperMatt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)

I should never try to be funny

( SuperMatt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)

Unlike piston, I know when to stop

( SuperMatt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)

I remember them being 10p.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:39, archived)

DO YOU REMEMBER THE FRUIT ONES?
AND ALL THE VARIETIES? OH MAN.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)

HAHA THE ONES THAT WERE MEANT TO BE THE HOLES OF POLOS,
THE LITTLE ONES, YOU REMEMBER THEM? HAHA THEY WERE FUNNY!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:41, archived)

they came in a giant plastic polo box
some of which were later used by the mighty boosh as the mystical trinkets of a bass-playing cockney nutjob
( spacefish bong!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:48, archived)

EELS

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:52, archived)

SLEE

( spacefish bong!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:13, archived)

I think moths and tea and sunshine and the smell of warm grass and new tshirts and hugs and cr3 and jackals and Bon Iver and Sigur Ros are best.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:31, archived)

I think motorsports and chinchillas and cycling and clothes getting too big and my car are best

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:33, archived)

oh man, Same Difference are wai kewl

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)

I NO RITE

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)

this is wai kewl too
www.theregister.co.uk/2009/07/02/blob_monster/
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)

I'm impressed their porn video leaked online

(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:03, archived)

I like trees and cats and chillies and knees.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)

those things are all rubbish, you must be really really stupid

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)

we're all really really stupid compared to Jesus

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)

Jesus is a big fat gay mong with bad breath and body odour

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)

You're Jesus?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)

We're all Jesus compared to Jesus.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)

I can turn wine into something vaguely resembling water

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)

Post vagoo or GTFO

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)

We're all big fat gay mongs with bad breath and body odour compared to Jesus.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)

Erm...
Raindrops on roses...erm....whiskers on kittens...erm...bright copper kettles and that and I really like warm woolen mittens.
Then if I had to choose probably brown paper packages tied up with string.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)

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|  \| | | | | |_) | ' /\___ \| |
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/ac
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)

Hoar frost, wet autumns and soft summer gloamings
abandonned houses and wild country roamings
the smell of petrol and hymen-breaking
these are a few of my favourite things
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)

plus some pert tits, and some short skirts
and a humorous tome
I am quickly consoled that life is not so dull
and can happily stay. At. Home.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)

Fuck knows if that fits the actual song
even my inner ear refuses to listen to Julie Andrews
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)

Doing nothing, quiet, cheesecake, snogging and clams are best

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)

extraordinary clams require extraordinary evidence.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)

Extraordinary clams are my new favourite thing
Very sweet things
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)

Gadgets, Pints of Sunchaser, strawberries, when it pisses down with rain when you're tucked up in bed,
cats who stretch their legs and claws when they're happy, great curries and Mr Whippy ice cream.
( FoldsFive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)

oooh I missed curry.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)

Good curries only
Prepacked rubbish need not apply
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:48, archived)

I'm not all that picky
I appreciate a good one but I'll eat anything from the vague area of India.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)

elephants?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:50, archived)

delicious
but the tusks are a bitch to remove.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:53, archived)

You only like elephants because they have massive ribs
Then you and cr3 pretend you're the flintstones by hanging them on cr3's car.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:55, archived)

I wish I had a pet Dino
rawrawrawrawraw
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)

Get a Pleo
I'm surprised cr3 hasn't got one :P
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)

ner I saw a couple of videos of those
they look a bit shite. I've got a roboraptor somewhere, that's fun.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)

But a fresh curry can be cooked about as quickly as the prepacked ones
And tastes so much more yum.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:50, archived)

5 minutes in the microwave?
hmmm.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:54, archived)

I was referring to oven cooking
*narrows eyes* You win this round, red fraggle :)
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)

YES

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)

Gadgets are rubbish
the five minutes of joy is too quickly counterbalanced by the furious anger invoked when some small-but-crucial plastic component breaks
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)

You need to invest in better gadgets.

( FoldsFive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)

it is wise to invest in strong gadgets.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:48, archived)

20 NdFeB magnets should do it
They are AMAZING!
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)

I only invest in them when they're at least 15 years old
when they've proved they can stand the test of time
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)

like trying to open orange cartons.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)

hot north winds,
balmy saturday evenings, the smell of asphalt after a summer shower and puppies!
( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)

yeah, I love the smell of puppies on asphalt too

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)

Gin, tea, raspberries, snogging, baths, sunshine, zebras, shoes and steak.
FACT.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)

Why thankyou.

( Bats, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)

my garden is the best
also computers. i love computers
( spacefish bong!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)

cold beer, warm flat, hot pizza
/ac

but I would like a cold flat at the moment please thankyou.

also:
baths with lots of Lush things in
flat being tidy
Sobranie cigarettes
and Capri Sun orange
( moohalaa, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)

+ boys willies

( RedStar returneth, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:05, archived)

None of you selfish fucks said world peace
you self-absorbed pricks
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)

plus internet literacy, receiving a well-composed hand-written letter on elegant stationery
getting the green wave when driving, high air quality, a satisfying and rewarding vocation in life, good health, the respect of my peers, a supporting family and having a girlfriend who swallows.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:58, archived)

the green wave?

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)

there's a straight road here of about five miles long
which has more than 20 traffic lights on it. It happens possibly once in your lifetime that as you drive down that road all the lights will turn green at just the right time for you never to have to slow down. Like in a film when the main character turns out to be telekinetic.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:06, archived)

I saw a telly thing about this effect
the lights might be programmed to keep traffic moving at 30mph, wait for one set to go green then drive at exactly 30mph and you'll only hit green lights
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:09, archived)

Yeah, that's never going to happen over here
a year back a motor journalist killed his friend whilst driving a borrowed ferrari. He drove through some road works, hit a bump, and ploughed into a flyover support at 150kph, in the middle of the city.

There was public outcry. "YOU SEE, MAYOR? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU DON'T REPAIR THE ROADS ON TIME!"
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)

I remember making a train journey from Olkusz to Krakow that passed a cenetery where some building work was going on nearby
on one of the piles of rubble was a recently-excavated human foot

classy
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)

hehe fantastic
this is a good feeling actually, sometimes I can get it from my parents' house to ours.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)

how would people make a living without war?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)

CELLOTAPE

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)

Gobbo, I printed out the alphabet, then cut out the 'u' and 'i' and put them next to eachother, but now I have no 'h', but that's OK, as long as U and I are together.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)

C S
( Malchick, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:24, archived)

depends

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)

i like kittens and cats, being drunk, huggles
and the smell of newborn babies
( weaver., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)

ahhh, the warm cosy aroma of amniotic fluid

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)

better than sex ;)

what happened on wednesday night?
( weaver., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)

I went to work, did 8 hours, then drove to Piaseczno to collect a car bonnet
why do you ask?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)

i meant on here, you arse :D

( weaver., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)

Cats, curry and friendly cheap boozers.
Certainly not interminable, tedious online training courses with ten million slides that take FOREVER AND FUCKING EVER TO DISPLAY.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 16:58, archived)

Wormulus
Cock Tuesday and ym.
( WormuIus, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)

Gadgets, techonlogy, dogs, auterm, chinese food, knowing someone loves you, knowing you love someone back, morphine, kababs.
Cheeses you can't buy in supermarkets, scuba diving and snorking, not being ill, not being poor, not being a complete and uter fucked up fuck up, finding a new resturant, finding an old friend, D12 and Eminem, will smith and robins williams films, snow when you expect it, snow when you don't expect it, holding hands with someone new with that 'am I holding on to long? is this creepy? she seems to like it' feeling, taking to long to write a post so the thread is burried, that drink 'v', being tired because you've done so much, blisters that remind you of good things, finding new things to do, finding old things you loved to do, going to the picture-show.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)

you forgot artichokes

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)

Oh man, I quite like them.
With mayo'n'tobasco mixed up.

Yeah', a guy like me sure can go for a thing like that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:29, archived)

Globe or Jerusalem?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)

everything you just said being a creepy retard
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)

he's my favourite creepy retard
IN THE WORLD.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)

Knowing that my portfolio is finally coming together.
Also, food and music.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)

a single processed cheese slice repeatedly folded on its self into a single cheese slate tower
done for the whole pack of singles
stacked together
and put in your mouth
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:44, archived)

Could you not just buy a block of real cheese?

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:45, archived)

no, you don't get how this works
I'm sorry
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:47, archived)

Oh fuck, this.
I used to do this.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:50, archived)

Cats, bolognaise and pasta, Bulmers, Silk Cut Purple, gowlin' in the pub, dogs, rabbits, trees, flowers.
Oh and my little bedroom. I luff it.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 17:46, archived)