harden the fuck up
petty revenge only lowers you to her level

step away and move on

or strangle her with piano wire, either will do
( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:27, archived)

Yeah you're right...
Just needed to vent.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:31, archived)

This might also reignite the passion in the relationship.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:33, archived)