Moving to mexico!
I can't cope with or control my debts and stuff anymore, so I'm running away from my problems like a real man.
( AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)

Watch out for the swine flu.
And poverty and drive-by's and drugs.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:47, archived)

And kidnapping.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:49, archived)

I thought
this is what you people would wish upon me.

The only reason I posted that was in hope that you'd all piitch together to buy my ticket.
( AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:51, archived)

I will donate 11p.
Seriously, I really will.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:13, archived)

Yay!

(Stiff Richard, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:47, archived)

a friend of mine moved to San Francisco to avoid paying off his bank loans and student loan
then one day someone banged on his door with a court order and started moving his furniture into a van

good luck with the not being found thing there
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:50, archived)

and he was charged extra for the investigation, private detective work and correspondence between the UK and US
just saying like
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:52, archived)

In light of this, it's probably a good idea to pay his mum back that tenner.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)

Gonz. My darling.
Do the words "fuck off" mean anything to you? hahaha
( AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:01, archived)

Very, very little indeed.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:04, archived)

That made me laugh out loud Gonz.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:04, archived)

So, you mean...
I'm just going to have to face my problems? Like, suck it up and be a man? No crying and running away this time?
( AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)

I mean if you run away from debt then they will trace you and charge you extra for the privilege
and if it's tax or VAT debt then they'll impose a charge of £60 a DAY until you clear the debt
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)

You could find a country that hasn't got a reciprocal agreement with the UK for this sort of thing.
Except you probably wouldn't want to live there.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)

North cyprus ain't bad, until/if all that EU stuff is sorted.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:00, archived)

reciprocal agreements only cover extradition for criminal cases
if it's a civil case and they get a court order in the other country then they can empty his house while he's at work
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:01, archived)

presumably that would depend on the laws in the other country though?

( well, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:03, archived)

yeah, or it could depend on slipping the judge a few quid
that often works wonders
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:04, archived)

And if they can find you.
Some countries aren't that interested in handing over information.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)

so,
you'd only need to move to an anti-western communist state with zero corruption to be safe?
( well, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)

"...Communist....zero corruption...."
BWAAAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:13, archived)

venezuela isn't so bad

( well, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:01, archived)