Really ugly women having their fat tits pouring out of their blouses half a metre away from my face
while we're trying to discuss Verbs As Nouns.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:30, archived)

I only want to be comfortable
:(
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)

and to be fair, you were 6 metres away at the time.
lols. *hug*
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)

shit, just re-read the original post.
ugly

sorry dear.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)

but I always do my homework!

( moohalaa, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)

For example:
Madam, your fat-tit parading disgusts me.

Now repeat.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

'stop looking at my tits'
'That's good, but how about we say it this way? "I'm having a look at your tits"
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

"and now you are mmm, how you say, feeling a cop?"

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)

I also used the "what do you call a fly without any wings" joke seven times today
No-one understood it.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)