I tried making a song about Basingstoke using FL Studio this evening.
It was shit.
It was so shit Roanewah would've stuck his cock in it while doing impersonations of John Inman if John Inman were the biggest wanker on the planet.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:10, archived)

Basingstoke is pretty shit, so this would be apt

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)

Hard to rhyme, too.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:16, archived)

amazing coke
(h)
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:18, archived)

Which reminds me
*snorts*
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:19, archived)

living the marbella life lol :D
have you seen ´the business´? some of that was filmed on streets near me ;)
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)

Seen it, wasn't it filmed in Almeria?

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:21, archived)

filmed in different parts
I think La Linea, Gibraltar at the beginning and end bits, and I thought marbella and somewhere in the country for the rest. Could be Almeria.... not been there meself!
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:23, archived)

Dunno, I know the Sky TV programme the Villa is filmed not far from here
think Sexy Beast was up towards Almeria & The Business the other side
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:25, archived)

Something I've been doing this evening
is to tell people how shit they are on MSN, or say something quite offensive, wait for a reaction then say "oops sorry, wrong box". God I'm bored/dull/a pipe smoking cunt/whatever.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)

I actually love doing this
*moderately anti-social fives*
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:18, archived)

yeah!
People I know are shit, I might trade them all in for new friends.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:22, archived)

Well I'm still waiting for the offensive message to me

( turb0t, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:19, archived)

But I know your joke now
so it wouldn't work anyway.
( turb0t, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:21, archived)

I told a girl at work on msn she should dump her bf if she wants anything with me
but truth be told, i don´t want anything to happen with me and her, I just fucking hate her boring as fuck boyfriend coming out with us all after work.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:19, archived)

Try coming on to him.
Could sour things a bit, he might stop going out with you after work.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:23, archived)

This has the potential to back fire though.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:25, archived)

he´s a gibbo cunt
if we play pool, even with girls, he has gibraltarian rules... that if you hit a ball.. but the white doesn´t touch a cushion.. it´s a foul and you have to give 2 shots.

seriously... *facepalm*

this is why i hate gibbos
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:28, archived)

Breed 77 are nice lads.
Excellent band too.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:32, archived)

wow
nice to see some people in Gib made an effort with something

I know Gibbo´s who have never left the rock.. not even a 10 minute walk into Spain.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:33, archived)

It is a bit of a shitty place though.
I wouldn't stay there long. I expected a sort of Spanish island where they spoke English, but it was like a really scruffy English town where all the food comes with chips.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:36, archived)

yeah, i lasted 4 months there
the new ocean village is really nice though. quite suave.
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:38, archived)

I liked the apes up on the rock
Nicer than most of the locals.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:39, archived)

:)
Tarifa, Cadiz, Sevilla, Huelva are the best places to go though

anyways, off to watch The Last House on the Left.

Hasta luego maricones
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:42, archived)

that's...
that's brilliant
( weaver., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:30, archived)

haha, talentless spastic

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:11, archived)

Yes.
I may killol myself.
In fifteen minutes.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)

send me an mp3 of you singing the words and I'll make it into a proper shit tune for you
you shitcunt
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)

It wasn't quite like that.
Hang on...
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)

Look...
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/onsite/mp3/9d1a18c81c4ca7af6aee8da497e1ae8a_basingstokeraisingfolk2.mp3

It's beyond hope. I'm starting to get my head round FL Studio though. Which is nice.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:16, archived)

go and stick your head down the toilet you ape

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)

It's how Lady Gaga would sound if she knew about syncopation.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:18, archived)

I'm told I have a tendancy to syncopate.
I don't really know what this means.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:19, archived)

It's putting in off-beat rhythmic accents.
Not just duh - DUH - duh - DUH - duh - DUH - duh - DUH like someone banging their head against the wall.

Lots of early jazz is packed to the brim with it.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:22, archived)

I like jazz.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:23, archived)

no you don't
no one likes jazz

people just pretend to like it because they're wankers
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:26, archived)

I like jazz cos black people are cool

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:32, archived)

omg.... i didn´t think it could be THAT shit

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:31, archived)

I might make some Pimm's in a bit

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)

bi ha
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)

I'm VERY interested in this.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)

h c
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:18, archived)

a o
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:19, archived)

is that what ladies say when they want to go take a shit

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)

I'M GOING TO SHAKE A TROUSER MARTINI

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)

Pimms is shit
I dont enjoy it, in the company of ladies, when it looks like its the only booze I'll get

but really

pimms
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:14, archived)

I like to get slowly drunk off it in the blazing heat
I might just pour some into a wine glass to save time.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)

I think I missed several words out of my post
but y'know, you pa

nuts
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:18, archived)

loldrunk

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:24, archived)

It's very good to get drunk on in hot weather.
Maybe because it's so easy to drink because it doesn't really taste alcoholic.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:20, archived)

THIS

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:21, archived)

That was probably a clever post
if only I knew what I was banging on about
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:28, archived)

idiot

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:12, archived)

CAN I SUCK YOUR COCK
oops caps lock etc
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:13, archived)

CRUISE CONTROL etc rofl

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:15, archived)

yes

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:17, archived)

Also, don't cuss Roanehawhaw
we bully the poor misunderstood fuckwit chap too much
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:32, archived)

I hope he is crippled by some skinheads.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:35, archived)

haha, that would be ace
I'd laugh quite a fair bit if that happened
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:37, archived)

I'd be there handing out refreshments.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 0:39, archived)