Anyone know of Woking Girl?
And did she proposition you for sex,
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:45, archived)

My housemate is passed out
and I came on here as a desperate attempt for human contact, Why is everyone so slow
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:49, archived)

Because everyone on here
is a trucker called Dave, and we're trying to concentrate on the road.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:51, archived)

I remember she used to let /talk know every time some bloke lost his mess up her

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:56, archived)

She was mates with some other lad
why are you asking?

Freak
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:00, archived)

Cos she's been bummy with everyone on the internet
and I had a friend that lived with her and said she loved all the willy
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 3:02, archived)