My housemate is passed out
and I came on here as a desperate attempt for human contact, Why is everyone so slow
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:49, archived)

Because everyone on here
is a trucker called Dave, and we're trying to concentrate on the road.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 2:51, archived)