I saw three dogs this morning,
where do I come on your 'things that happened this morning' scale?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)

I depends on where you saw them and whether any of them were yours. If you saw them in a place where you'd expect to find dogs, - such as a park or a vets surgery, then you score 1. If you saw them somewhere odd, - like up a tree, or in a supermarket you score 8. Subtract 1 point for each dog that you own.
( C, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)

i saw two dogs behind the glass in the local toughened glass offie last night
they were having a brilliant time
( spacefish bong!, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:54, archived)

were they alcocollies?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:55, archived)

go and stand in the corner and think about what you just did

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:04, archived)