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JMG ARRIVAL STANCE!
I'm still all bunged up.
How's the internet? Are there any simmering feuds I should be made aware of?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:13, archived)
Peter André is divorcing Jordan
I am so sorry
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:13, archived)
is it time for food JMG?

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:14, archived)
Let's all just lay off the food for a bit, b3ta.
If I'm unwell there's no way everybody else is allowed to continue like it's any other day.
I'm VERY important.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:24, archived)
but i wanted to go to the pub in a bit jmg and get fucked up on the booze :((((((

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:27, archived)
We're shutting down most pubs to aid the relief effort.
Buses are being redirected, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:28, archived)
How could shutting pubs possibly help anything?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:30, archived)
We won't know until later in the day.
Clipboards at the ready.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:31, archived)
I'm going to act as a control group on this one, by going to the pub and investigating the effects of them being open.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:33, archived)
my friend rehab asked me if i wanted to go to gay pride today jmg, i really don't understand this at all
i told him to fuck off, i know he likes nobbing fat chicks, does that turn a man?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:36, archived)
What a strange man.
You be careful there. Especially with those fatties you speak of.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:43, archived)
i will beware, although i will out him later in the local, great banter

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:52, archived)
I've only ever been to one Pride which was by mistake in Amsterdam
seems like a lot of fun though
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:44, archived)
100,000 fruits marching in hyde park kissing and rimming, not for me, i no prude, i just don't want it shoved in my face, no offence

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:47, archived)
They really should clamp down on the public rimming to be fair

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:50, archived)
pfffttt.....
hey Mongy!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:45, archived)
alright zank, how's life down under?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:48, archived)
What if I make you some proper chicken soup and bring it to newcastle holding a lighter under the pan all the way to keep it warm?
I have chicken bones and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:36, archived)
i've only just come online jmg, i might kick off

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:14, archived)
I thought you'd gone away Mongy

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:15, archived)
me? no, where did you get that idea?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:15, archived)
On special offer in Tesco.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:16, archived)
one day when mongychops butchers is a global force i will destroy tesco with my quality meats, served by mongs

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:19, archived)
The Craft Butchers' Union is my favourite trade union.
Just typing that makes me realise how odd it is to have a favourite trade union.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:20, archived)
Your thread the other day where you said bye and that you loved us all etc etc
It must have just been a lovely forum departing for a few hours thread that I mistook for holiday thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:17, archived)
oh i see, i was just departing with a fond farewell for you all, who i love as my work day was completed
love


m

xox
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:20, archived)
We all appreciated it.

love,

b

xx
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:31, archived)
I've just cleaned the bathroom
And now have the budgie on my shoulder.
Who says you can't have fun without spending money?
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:14, archived)
Capitalists, that's who.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:17, archived)
I have cleaned the kitchen AND the bathroom
I don't have a budgie on my shoulder but I could have if I went to my mums and their budgie wasn't a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:17, archived)
You just had to one up me, didn't you?

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)
as always
but you've one up'd me because your budgie isn't a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:21, archived)
Jokes on you, I bummed your budgie earlier & it's now dribbling broadsword juice down your shoulder.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:20, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:26, archived)
And now he's on my head.

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:26, archived)
At least you won't need to use any hair gel tonight

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:32, archived)
LOOK AT THE CALENDAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:36, archived)
Hoorah!

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:39, archived)
I'll GAZ the others.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:40, archived)
Who are the others?
the only spudwogs I can think of are esme, spoider & tibble
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:42, archived)
Some hillbillies are arguing over a donkey that was borrowed eighty years ago.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:15, archived)
Between me and the Mexicans, JMG.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:32, archived)
I just hit my head on the corner of the desk when I was leaning down to plug something in
I expect a written apology from you first thing tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:36, archived)
lol

sucks to be you

lol
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:40, archived)

www.gilgamesh.zen.co.uk/office/
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:45, archived)
I love you more than I love my own nipples

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:47, archived)
I might do a "make your own Office Assistant" page
that sounds like a good way to waste an hour or so
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:52, archived)
It looks like you're going for a shit!
Etc.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:59, archived)
oh, no, oh sweetie are you ok?
*hugggles
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:41, archived)
take your paws off me you damn dirty ape

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 13:49, archived)