They see so many weddings that they sweat "MARRY ME" hormones non-stop.
They smell a bit like "FUCK ME RAGGED" hormones and you just want to do what your nose says.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)

It's a bit unfair to do that
when I'm surrounded by all my immediate family and there is so much dripping fanny going on.
( magnum, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)

Tell them to go for a wash, the stinking wanton whores.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)