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Hello. Old person posting.
Mrs HB's eldest son and his girlfriend have got themselves a dog. Now when I say dog, it's a dog but only the size of a pie (which could be handy). It is currently running around yapping, dressed as a ladybird. Yesterday it was wearing this. clickypickylinky

Do they not realise this animal is going to spend the rest of it's life thinking it's name is, "For Fuck Sake". Ah fuck it. talk about food or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:36, archived)
Awwwwwwwww it's cute CHB

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)
Cute?
There isn't enough vomit in the world to justify that!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)
Brie & grape sandwich.
Yum.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:38, archived)
or something.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)
Grapes on a sandwich..
Are you mad?!
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)
Quite.
I take stuff to keep the crazy to a minimum. *sellotapes pretzels to face*
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)
Grapes on a sandwich
Starring Samuel L. Jackson
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)
Snacks on a Plane!

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:56, archived)
Get Biffa to fuck it and then eat it.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)
then fuck it again.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)
Only after vomiting it up and rolling around in it.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)
Using the stomach lining as a makeshift condom.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)
Why are the ladies that serve food at weddings usually attractive?

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:39, archived)
They see so many weddings that they sweat "MARRY ME" hormones non-stop.
They smell a bit like "FUCK ME RAGGED" hormones and you just want to do what your nose says.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)
It's a bit unfair to do that
when I'm surrounded by all my immediate family and there is so much dripping fanny going on.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)
Tell them to go for a wash, the stinking wanton whores.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)
Dunno.
But I bet the dirty bitches are gagging for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)
Not one slipped their phone number in between the slices of roast beef I had yesterday

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:45, archived)
I'm ugly and girls don't like me

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)
I always tell myself my beauty scares them

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:58, archived)
The food looks shit.
It increases the attractiveness of everything & everyone around it.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:41, archived)
Because they are men.
You are a homo.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)
Do you get the joke?
Homo.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:47, archived)
I think you've gone too far

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:48, archived)
Not quite far enough.
Show me where the boundary is so I can pass it. Queer.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:49, archived)

What have I done to deserve this?
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:53, archived)
/Pet Shop Boys

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:53, archived)
Homo.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)
+ Dusty Springfield

(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)
I never realised that until about 2 months ago

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)
You jest ?
the song has been around for over 20 years.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)
I know
I just didn't know Dusty did vocals on it
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)
You assume it's pet shop boys,
because they are your favourite gay band. What other gay bands do you like? Village People? Culture Club? Blazing Squad?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)
Gays Aloud

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
Erasure
Bronski Beat
Soft Cell
Communards
Frankie goes to Hollywood
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)
Are Ultravox gay?
I hope not. I was listening to Vienna this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)
This means nothing to me

(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
turbottttttttttt
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
Judging by the responses,
Ultravox are still not gay, this is good news, I was really gutted when those gays got their hands on The Human League. Those were sad days.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)
I must admit to owning a Frankie album.
That Trevor Horn is a great producer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)
I have
all of the above except for Soft Cell
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 18:03, archived)
Because you are drunk.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)
I take it she'd be annoyed if you shot them both and let the wrongdog run wild?

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)
all dogs are terrible

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)
*looks up from kitten punching monthly*
I could disagree.
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:43, archived)
Oh god, why?

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)
Because I felt like posting it.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)
Would you mind
if I post this?

Coz I won't if you do.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:48, archived)
Not at all.
Very well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)
Ta!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:55, archived)
She is blantantly barren
and should/will never have children.
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)
Just wait till xmas when they buy it a santa suit

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)
Oh god. I bet they will too.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:48, archived)
totally using wifi on my phone here

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:44, archived)
No celebrity jizz gag
0/10
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)
I'd come on those puppies.
/double vision
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)
MICHAEL JACKOFFSON!
DAVID TOSSOFF
WANK MARVIN
SPUNKLE BUCK
GEORGE JIZZHOLM
RICHARD WHITEWEE
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:53, archived)
Whats the deal with porno flicks
where the guy is about to cum and he like he is trying to squeeze the last bit of toothpaste from the toothpaste tube.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:58, archived)
I'm paid per splurge.
sorry, I mean they are. I've never been involved in the industry.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
I saw someone on b3ta
say that another chaps ejaculation was like a cancerous snake coughing its guts out. Dunno who it was but it was a beautiful image.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
Smashing,
broadsword is appeased now, he can finally rest in peace.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:58, archived)
I have no idea who Richard Whitewee is
but damnit, it made me laugh

*gotcha, cheers all
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 16:59, archived)
Deaceased from Cuntdown

(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
haha cuntdown.
Phwoar, that Vorderman.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)
He used to present Countdown until he carked it.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
Whiteley
I assume.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)
Oh don't put clothes on dogs:(((((
It's barely even a dog as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)
I have to disagree here.
I've seen some very revealing clothes on dogs, and I would have preferred them to have made the effort to dress better of cover themselves up more.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)
They have clothes, they have fur.
And he's a poodle cross, so he won't shed, so it's a bit mean putting him in that, he'll boil.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)
It was only put on for the photo.
He is naked now which is a bit of a coincidence as so am I.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)
Phwoooar.
How old is he now? Has Biff sat on him yet? I'm thinking of adopting a doggie.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:28, archived)
They are separated at the moment as
Biff was being terrorised by him. Running around his head, biting his ears and yapping. CONSTANT FUCKING YAPPING!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)
He needs to stop, it's attention seeking. I couldn't deal with a yappy dog in the house.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)
It's not that bad really.
10 RUNs around like a loon
20 FALLs asleep
30 GOTO 10
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)
PRACTICE BABY.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)