If you'd come by my house last week, you could have seen a man eating ostrich
OM NOM NOM!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)

Which man did it eat?

( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:07, archived)

A big bird with long legs?
Probably has a choice.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:08, archived)

I was the man. I ate the ostrich.
Not all of it, mind. Just the tasty barbecued steaky bits
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)