Have we done this one yet?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8131408.stm
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:10, archived)

I think the winning quote is
"At first the big balls attracted lots of attention.

"It was good to see little kids race up to them seeing their reflections in the silver metal. "
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:11, archived)

Or maybe
"My friend's toddler leant one lent on one of these balls last week and burnt his hands."
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)

That's obviously a lie
Lent wasn't last week- it was months ago.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:13, archived)

Fucking hell
"Morons touch metallic surfaces during hottest part of the year- are surprised that metal is hot when left in direct sun."
( Lord Gnome, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)

I think this may be more a case of "Journo has slow day, decides to fill boring, non-story with innuendo"

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:13, archived)

Best one of those I remember
Was when I worked for a local newspaper and a story hidden in the back pages about Nicky Butt being omitted from the England squad against Greece was headlined, "Butt feels left out as England go Greek."
( Lord Gnome, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:16, archived)

Warning: some things get hot when they are heated up.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 22:13, archived)