An offline girl is moody with me for no reason.
She thinks I'm sexist. Yeah, well, if I spent five days a month feeling sorry for myself, I'd never get anything done.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:13, archived)

Why? What would you do with the other 25/26?
Wank yourself silly?
( Lord Gnome, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)

I'm on the ball 24/7.
To take five days out being all hormonal and aggressive each month would slow me down.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6275886
( Lord Gnome, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE BEING A WOMAN

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)

I know what it's like PRETENDING I'm a woman.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)