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New balls please

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)
I think if mine were green and furry, I'd want them replacing too
Evening broadyswordy!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)
But just imagine the Williams sisters fondling them
go on, imagine it
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)
I'm nearly there

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)
That would be almost gay.

(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)
I wouldn't mind a go on them
they'd be like 'ace' & I'd be like 'I'm gonna deuce on your tits'
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)
I'd like a pair with some kind of ventilation system built in.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived) 


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(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)
THAT
is a thing of beauty
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:47, archived)
Mine are always bouncing and my ball-room's always full.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)
An offline girl is moody with me for no reason.
She thinks I'm sexist. Yeah, well, if I spent five days a month feeling sorry for myself, I'd never get anything done.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:13, archived)
Why? What would you do with the other 25/26?
Wank yourself silly?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:14, archived)
I'm on the ball 24/7.
To take five days out being all hormonal and aggressive each month would slow me down.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE BEING A WOMAN

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:16, archived)
I know what it's like PRETENDING I'm a woman.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)