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My Dad bought a house to extend as a project
This involved removing the roof, adding another floor, then putting the roof back on, whilst we were living in it.

We started by removing the outer skin of bricks, because it doesn't carry any weight and it was all being changed. So we spent a Saturday knocking and tapping all these bricks out and stacking them to be sold (3000bricks, 10p each), then sat down in the lounge with a cuppa.

My Dad sat his capacious arse on the sofa, the pressure wave surged through the room and was just powerful enough to push both windows out of their frames, now that they weren't really being supported by anything.
(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 8:55, archived)
blah blah FOBTQOTW

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 8:56, archived)
I can't be arsed reading that, can I just mention that Torchwood is shit?

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 8:59, archived)
Im the only thing you come to this board for
read my fucking words, you prick, even if it leaves oily finger streaks across your screen
(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 9:05, archived)
I hope your cock rots off and your piles leak pus down your knickers you massive queer

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 9:11, archived)
Get a room, you raving homosexuals.

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 9:14, archived)
no, YOU raving homosexuals

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 9:14, archived)
fuck you, shitcunt

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 9:28, archived)
:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 9:29, archived)
I'm sowwy Gilgywilgy, still fwends?

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 9:33, archived)
NO
you SMELL and I HATE you
(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 9:35, archived)
heh heh

(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 9:03, archived)

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(, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 9:07, archived)