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Ningles you lovely people
I am up way too early on a sunday, waiting for workmen to arrive. Did I manage to be sensible and go to bed early and sober, did I hell.

Still, better than having to do the work myself.

Question: Tell me your DIY disasters,or alternatively why you are up so early/late
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 8:27, archived)
I have been up since seven so I can be tired tonight as I am at work at 5 am tomorrow
Also I am going to paint my flat in glorious magnolia today
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 8:29, archived)

My biggest DIY disaster was when I tried to fit a new, larger loft hatch - it took me fucking months to get it in properly, and as soon as I'd done it a builder looked at it and said " Jesus, I hope you spoke to a structural engineer before removing that joist" - I hadn't, but the house is still standing.

And I'm up so early because when I went downstairs to get a glass of water at 5am I thought I'd just have a quick look on /b/, and I'm still here :-(
(I helped save b3ta! C, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 8:32, archived)
pfft!
silly about:blank
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 8:43, archived)
I need the toilet and was passing

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 8:35, archived)
Early? It's not early
I've been up since 6 and I've already done the dishes, tidied up and hoovered.
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 8:36, archived)
Some bastards told me to stop sleeping on the sofa

(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 8:38, archived)
those DFS security guards can be right cunts

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 8:39, archived)
I feel ROUGH.
Got hammered last night and have to work for 10 hours today.

EUGH.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 8:41, archived)
I feel disproportionally shit this morning
Most unfair
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 8:47, archived)
I didn't even drink that much.
Two pints of Guinness and half a bottle of wine. But I only ate a cheese sandwich and a bag of crisps all day.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 9:00, archived)
I had a bottle of wine
That is all
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 9:05, archived)
just got back from the gaaaay bar
some skinny gay boy split his orange shorts and was dancing all over the place with his black pants showing

good times
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 8:41, archived)
What type of workmen work on a Sunday?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 8:46, archived)
One's earning more money I imagine

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 8:50, archived)
JEWS
and people doing rail improvement wotsits
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 8:52, archived)
painters
doing the outside of my house
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 8:54, archived)
If they're any good send them my way.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 9:07, archived)
My Dad bought a house to extend as a project
This involved removing the roof, adding another floor, then putting the roof back on, whilst we were living in it.

We started by removing the outer skin of bricks, because it doesn't carry any weight and it was all being changed. So we spent a Saturday knocking and tapping all these bricks out and stacking them to be sold (3000bricks, 10p each), then sat down in the lounge with a cuppa.

My Dad sat his capacious arse on the sofa, the pressure wave surged through the room and was just powerful enough to push both windows out of their frames, now that they weren't really being supported by anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 8:55, archived)
blah blah FOBTQOTW

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 8:56, archived)
I can't be arsed reading that, can I just mention that Torchwood is shit?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 8:59, archived)
Im the only thing you come to this board for
read my fucking words, you prick, even if it leaves oily finger streaks across your screen
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 9:05, archived)
I hope your cock rots off and your piles leak pus down your knickers you massive queer

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 9:11, archived)
Get a room, you raving homosexuals.

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 9:14, archived)
no, YOU raving homosexuals

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 9:14, archived)
fuck you, shitcunt

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 9:28, archived)
:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 9:29, archived)
I'm sowwy Gilgywilgy, still fwends?

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 9:33, archived)
NO
you SMELL and I HATE you
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 9:35, archived)
heh heh

(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 9:03, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 9:07, archived)