Like Doctor Frankenstein made the monster.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)

He touched it inappropriately?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)

After digging up the graves and stitching their bits to other people's bits
the molestation was the least of their worries.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)

On a related note
I always like to read "molestation" as "mole station" and imagine a bunch of moles in uniform hanging around outside a mole barracks.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:14, archived)

hanging around outside a mole barracks driving trains
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)