Don't serve the cunt holding their money out
the best tip I was ever given is always keep your eye on the bar and acknowledge the next person to appear at it with a nod, if its a mental busy bar then try your best to keep a visual order of who is next. When someone asks for a shandy do the lemonade first, stir the fizz otu of the lemonade as this stops it from overflowing and going mental when you add the lager.
( Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:05, archived)

do the lemonade first, stir the fizz otu of the lemonade as this stops it from overflowing and going mental when you add the lager.
Tell them to man up
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:07, archived)

If it's a busy bar, you'll look like a fucking Jibber-jabber with all your nodding acknowledgements.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)

thats why I said if its a busy bar then just try and keep a visual order of who is next
no nodding required.
( Mrs Sp@m, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)

i keep catching myself doing that
because i've just checked to see if i've got enough money to get a round, and the wad is still in my mitts. i then realise it makes me look like a twat, and have to surreptitiously post the money back into my pocket
( spacefish bong!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:51, archived)