Lean on the bar talking to some bloke you fancy stirring your drink and twirling your hair
And when anyone else stands at the bar waiting to be served, give them a "what the fuck do you want" style stare, then reluctantly pour their pint in a really shit manner with loads of head and barely two thirds full in a glass you've barely washed at all
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)

that would make me hulk out

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)