My local has a nice solution to that.
Ever since Fianna Fáil fucked up the off licence laws it's been illegal to sell take out after ten o'clock.
so if you do want late cans they make you have a lock in until everybody else has fucked off and they can't see you break the law.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:42,
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We were having a lock in, it was half two. They still wouldn't give us cans.
They have every other fucking night for the last fifteen years.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:43,
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They're not locals.
I fear this may be the problem.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 11:47,
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