I would declare Davina McColl as a witch
and burn her. All hymns would contain the words 'norks' and 'clunge' and it would be law to listen to a nice tune whislt having sex. I would call this new religion the Rhythm Methodists.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 13:29, archived)

what about whistling a nice tune whislt having sex

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 13:30, archived)

Now you see that can be a bit off putting.
She may think the rubber is squeaking against her volvo.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 13:31, archived)

no blow jobs allowed

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 13:32, archived)

You'd need a list of approved nice tunes.
And somebody new to advertise hair dye for old ladies.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 13:31, archived)

Artists not making the list would include David Gray.
"What about Babylon though?"
All your Gray mum!
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 13:33, archived)

I'd like to pop her one
Can I have a go before the flamy death thing?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 13:32, archived)

Feel free.
If she objects, just tell her I said it would be OK.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 13:34, archived)

It's all win!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 13:36, archived)

Dance, clunge, wherever you may be.
For you are the norks in the setti.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 13:40, archived)