I'd set up two religions
One based on the colour Green, and the other the colour Orange. I would then let them beat each other up over football and marching and stuff that happened hundreds of years ago but for some odd reason they can't let it fucking go and.... and....

oh.

hang on.
( TBL I posted this on, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 13:56, archived)

You.
Calendar.
September 3.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 13:58, archived)