If you ever show your face on this island again I'm nailing you to the main street in Portadown.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:34, archived)

Try it.
I'm already de facto 2nd bastard in the kitchen I work in, by the time I get back, your reaction times will have slowed as tendons age.

:-P
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:35, archived)

Like fuck you are.
Every cunt who fucks off to upside down land likes to write back and say they're doing well, but you're living under a bridge sucking off abo tramps for warmth and companionship.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:37, archived)

Dear dear, someone crawled outta the wrong end of the scratcher.
Told you those 10 scoop a night efforts would catch up with you as you got older.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:40, archived)

Here's a question for you.
The missus has won a fucking mahoosive restaurant voucher. We're probably going for Shanahan's on the Green, unless you've heard of a better Dublin eaterie through the chef network.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:42, archived)

Gimmie a sec.
Edit: Me sister said this place was brilliant when she ate there and it has 2 michelin stars www.restaurantpatrickguilbaud.ie
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:47, archived)

Yeah', you're right, gonz's house.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)

I know that place well.
But there's mahoosive vouchers, and there's remortgaging a mansion.
Cheers anyhow.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)

Ah well, only place I've heard of really.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)

I can read the words 'guilable' AND 'baldie' in that url.
Top marks Spider.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:52, archived)

Cheers Gonz
Couldn't have gone better if I'd planned it.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)

I've heard good things about McDee's

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:51, archived)

I've heard good things and ninja edits.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)

I've heard good things about not confusing Spiders.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)

I'm wheezing through my ninja mask, I need a seat

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)