i only did thirty roast dinners today,
i feel cuckolded, roast-wise.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)

I only cook on Sundays cos it's the chef's day off and the landlady asked very nicely. I'm a barmaid normally.
We did twenty desserts aswell. Unusual for a Sunday.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 5 Jul 2009, 23:32, archived)